Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Happy Birthday Virginia!!!!





Hey Yall! Today is Virginia's Birthday! Virgie, I hope you have a wonderful birthday and I can't wait to see you!

Planting the Crops








Hey Yall! As you can see, Frannycakes finally started planting the crops. I haven't finished yet. I ran out of potting soil and plants. And you kind of need both of those when you are, well, planting the crops! I have been instructed by Mr. Frannycakes NOT to plant any vegetables because he WILL NOT water them while I am visiting at the beach this summer. Since he did not water them last summer or the summer before that, I tend to believe him. Soooooooooo, no vegetables. Blah. I love growing tomatoes and peppers.

Talk to you later!

Monday, May 4, 2009

50th Birthday.....Part Two!!!!!!

Hey Yall! I am just a little late in posting pictures from my second (!) 50th birthday party. Tommy, my brother and the official photographer, finally sent me some of the pictures so I could post them on Frannycakes. And now I am finally posting them!

This was a true surprise party. I did not have a clue. It honestly took me till waaaaaaaaay after the party was over for it to sink in. I had been in South Carolina with my buds having a girls weekend. Dick had flown to St. Marys to see his momma and sisters. My brudder Tommy and his wife Doris were supposed to be bringing the kids up on Sunday, my birthday, and visiting with us and celebrating my birthday at my parents house. I got up very, very early in Charleston and showered and dressed. No make-up. Pulled hair back. Wearing clothes for the second day because I was planning on changing after I got there. I picked up Julianne and she didn't say a word about it. When we got there, Tommy's car and my parents car were parked in the driveway. I was excited that they were already there 'cause I don't get to see them near enough. We got out of the car and walked up to the house. I opened the door and "SURPRISE!!!!!!!" It took me a couple of minutes to understand what was going on. Then I saw what looked like my cousin JoRhee. I haven't seen here in several years. Could it really be her? I just looked around and then I saw my Aunt Jo. I have so many good memories of my Aunt Jo from my early childhood. I really couldn't believe it. It had been so long since I had seen her. Also celebrating was my Aunt Nancy and Uncle Dennis, my cousin Becky, Gran Gran (Dick's Mama), Dick's sisters Debbie and Vickie and her husband Delma and their daughter Annie. It was truly a party!


Frannycakes and her Aunt Jo.....can you tell I'm excited?


Making the rounds through the house and trying to visit with everyone, I came upon this.......



.....which I like to refer to as the Frannycakes Shrine. Do you think my finger tasted good in the big picture? It must have been fattening too cause my thighs were thundering!



My Dad, Julianne, Tommy, Frannycakes, Aunt Jo and Mom


Frannycakes, Daddy, JoRhee and Jack


Frannycakes, JoRhee and Aunt Jo


Blowing out the Birthday Cupcakes!


Frannycakes the Birthday Girl


Frannycakes and her Daddy


Hannah and Aunt Fran opening presents


Hannah and Aunt Fran thrilled with Depends!

Mom and Dad have a wonderful large deck and it was decorated with round tables with black balloons. Have you noticed that everyone was supposed to wear Black? Tommy and my Dad grilled hamburgers and we had a great cookout. Everything was so nice and truly appreciated!





As you can tell, I had a fabulous birthday! Thank you everyone!

Things I Need To Do.....



Hey Yall! Doesn't that begonia look pitiful? And doesn't that planter look sad? They look that way 'cause I ran out of planting soil, all 6 bags. No teeny weeny bags....big boys. I have a sad spike plant and some verigated ivy to add also. And they are also very, very sad.... But I bet you already knew that.

Talk to you later!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

New Vehicle

Hey Yall! Can you believe it? Two postings in two days? I must have the flu. Yeah that is it......I have the "Whine Flu", just ask Dick. This is now parked in our garage. Thank goodness it is parked on Dick's side. Not enough cup holders for me.....


Saturday, May 2, 2009

Ben's Graduation



Hey Yall! Today was Ben's graduation from Maine Maritime Academy. He received a bachelors degree and already has a job waiting on him! Yeah Ben! In case you don't know Ben, he and Julianne have been dating for almost a year and is a very nice young man. Today was a beautiful day! We left home around 7 am and headed to Castine. I wrote about this little town recently here on this blog. We got there a little early and went ahead inside as soon as they opened the doors to the public. Maine is still a little cool folks! We sat down hoping Julianne would let us know where she was since the place was starting to fill up fast. Finally we see her. And guess who was sitting right in front of us? Ben's grandparents and aunts. His parents came in about the same time as Julianne. Now what are the chances of that happening? The ceremony was very nice. As the parent of one child who has graduated already, I can tell you that there were some very proud parents there. And I can't wait to have that opportunity again when Chris and Julianne graduate. Ben looked very handsome in his dress whites. He couldn't wait to change out of them! According to him, they were very uncomfortable. One thing I can say about the north.....they are much, much more respectful during graduation ceremonies than people are in the south. I love the south, but it is just ridiculous and embarrassing. And I know that anyone from the south reading this knows exactly what I mean.

Ben's parents invited Dick and me to the lunch they had planned honoring Ben. We ate at a wonderful restaurant on the waterfront. The food was wonderful and it was so nice sitting with a sweet family. His sister has a precious little girl and we got to eat across the table from her. She kept us entertained the whole time!

Here are a few pictures from our day. Hope you enjoy them! Tootles!






Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Inexcusable


We are being led by a bunch of dumbasses. Plain and simple.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Surprise.....An Actual Update!

Hey Yall! Yep, it is an actual update on the crazy life of Frannycakes. Refill your coffee, grab a diet coke or cold beer and find a comfy chair to sit and be updated. And probably bored out of your gourd. Hey! I didn't say it was going to be interesting!

There has been lots happening and not must happening. Does that make any sense? Finally, all the snow melted in our yard. I have become an expert on raking. Me and the wheelbarrow and rake have been best friends. I would prefer different best friends, but for up here in Maine....well, enough said. We had about a million pine cones on the ground. I might or might not be exaggerating by about a 100,000. But only 100,000. Lucky for us, we have a vacant wooded lot right next to us. The owners live out west and don't visit regularly. So all 500,000 wheelbarrow loads went directly over to the vacant lot. Don't judge me. And I am pretty sure I am not exaggerating about the number of wheelbarrow loads. Pretty sure. Enough about me and my best friends.

We are trying our best to clean out the house. I have been throwing away everything I can get my hands on. On every move we have made, that would have been 7 (using moving companies), they come in one day and pack up everything in the house. And when we get to the new location, we unpack or put up what we don't need. I actually have thrown away a lot of junk when I unpack, but the majority of the stuff stay in boxes. We have gone from BIG house to small house to BIG house and then to small again. And different color schemes and different amounts of bedrooms and so I have lots of decorations that might work in one house that won't fit in another house, but MIGHT work in the next house. And those things I like to call my "INVENTORY". I am trying to keep my "INVENTORY" down in the basement....also known as my "INVENTORY ROOM" so I always know just where to go get something I might need to, you know....decorate. But back to what I was trying to tell you....it has just gotten out of hand. And every time we went to the attic to find something, everything was getting spread ever where and it looked like a tornado had hit it. So I have been going up there and bagging up and donating or throwing away. Of course, I have not been able to that everyday because since we live in Maine, it might be freezing up there! But I am working toward having organized stacks of boxes. Oh yeah, like that is gonna happen!

Saturday, Dick and I went to visit Julianne and buy her a pair of jeans. Of course, she could have done this by herself, but it is more fun when the parents actually pay for it and not funnel it through their checking account. We headed to Castine to visit Ben, Julianne's boyfriend. He is about to graduate from Maine Maritime and Dick wanted to take a tour of their ship they use for training. You know, men are interested in things like that. So Dick and Ben went on the boat and Julianne and I sat in the car. I actually would have gone on the tour but Julianne was wearing sandals and they are not allowed on the boat. She had a pair of running shoes, but they clashed with her outfit and she wasn't about to clash. Castine is a pretty town that sits up on the side of a hill that goes down to the water. Almost none of the lots are level, they all have a slope. And there is an ordinance about houses having to be white. It looks very New Englandy. The only sad thing is that they don't seem to like having Maine Maritime there. And it is not a new school. Pretty much been there since the beginning of time! There seemed to be strong sense of snootiness there. Something I wouldn't have gotten along with, but I am sure there are people who would love it. To each his own! Ben graduates May 2.

Yesterday, Dick bit the bullet and put up a ceiling fan in our den. Hopefully, this new fan will help keep me cool in the days to come. Cause just in case you have forgotten, I hate being hot. Especially since we do not have central air here in Maine. Why oh why would anyone not put central air in a house. It should be a state law. Mainer's see no need for them. Frannycakes disagrees. Strongly.

I am starting to stress out a little about Julianne's move down south for her summer internship. Not that there is anything to be stressed out. It is just that we don't have any specific dates for us to leave Maine, only her start date. Plus, it looks like Chris might have an internship in the same area and may be living with her. I can kind of feel my blood pressure rising even thinking about this so I will end this part right now. I guess I just get stressed over change.

Chris and Linley are starting to think about dates and wedding stuff like that. Not that Chris told us, I read it on Linley's blog! This should be an exciting summer of planning and setting dates. I can't wait.

We talked to Jamie and Lesley on Tokbox last night. If you have not heard of tokbox before, look into it. You are able to visit with one another on webcam for free. My new computer has a webcam in it. There is nothing like being able to see each other! Of course, visiting with Jamie on the webcam is always an adventure. We always get to see him dancing in the background! Soooooooooo Jamie! And we get to see Grace Darling. They are doing so well and we can't wait for them to come and visit with us this summer. And have I told you that so far, Jamie has been accepted to one of the nursing programs he applied to and still has to hear from two others? Congratulations Jamie!

One other piece of news......Our nephew Josh is engaged! He and Nicole are a very cute couple and have been together for several years. Josh graduated last year and Nicole graduates in May. They are planning a wedding for next March. Congratulations!

In other not so exciting news that I try to forget but my pants won't let me, I went back to Weight Watchers. Yes, there are people in Maine that go to Weight Watchers. Actually, there are probably 40 people in their meetings. I am steadily going down, just not as fast as I would like, but it is probably better this way. I haven't felt like I was really on a diet except like when I passed the Easter Reece's eggs and of course the Whoopie Pies at the grocery store and anytime I want something sweet. Other than that.....It has been pretty easy. Dick is eating all the same things, so it should be pretty easy. Ugh, I loved being cursed with fat genes and of course, fat jeans, which you are required to get when you have fat genes. Double ugh.

Aren't you glad I posted. Nothing too exciting. Just a glimpse at my life here in Maine. What am I going to do today? Pay bills, make doctor's appointment, call about apartment rental for internship, vacuum, dust, work in the attic if it is above 50 degrees up there, etc., etc., etc. Come and visit me so I won't have to do these things. Please.

I will talk to you later! Tootles!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

50th Birthday.....The Bluff





Hey Yall! I told you I would be back with details of all the birthday fun I had. I had the pleasure of being invited to Girls Weekend at the Bluff. The Bluff is a house at the bluff, the name I will not disclose because I'm not sure my friend whose family owns the house would want the whole world, or the three of you who read this blog, to know exactly where their house is located. Anyway, it is located in the Charleston area, so we had lots and lots of shopping available and restaurants to sample. On our last night there, my buds took me to the Sewee Restaurant, in Sewee, no less, for the birthday dinner. They had given me a birthday hat which said "Fabulous Fifty". And of course that is exactly what I am now. Anywho, they made me wear it at the restaurant. I got two kisses from strange men while I was there....don't worry Mr. Frannycakes.....on the cheek only. We had a fabulous meal, then waddled to the car to go back to the undisclosed bluff.

Back at the undisclosed Bluff, I was instructed to put back on my birthday hat. I had to remove it in the car because the both of us could not get into the car together! After replacing the hat, I was given Ms. Bluff, dressed up in birthday wrapping paper. Ms. Bluff decorates every Girls Weekend. Her presence is required. Don't judge us! It is just a ritual that must be abided by. Anyway, While I held Ms. Bluff, I opened presents. And presents I got! Unfortunately, I am unable to mention any of them here because my children read this blog (also Mr. Frannycakes) and I don't want to gross any of them out. Of course, Julianne was there for this part of the party and was totally and completely disgusted and particularly disappointed in Ms. Elaines card. Ms. Elaine made me read it out loud and it was hard for my child to hear these things.....You should be ashamed Ms. Elaine!

The little girls, as we like to call Emily (Elaine's daughter) and Julianne, cause they are the little girls of the families, stayed around to take some pictures. No one will ever accuse us of being photogenic! After viewing the pictures on the camera, Virginia announced that she wanted them taken over because she looked like a stroke victim that had been posed next to me on the couch for pictures! After closer inspection, she was right. Now if we could just get her a job in Hollywood playing stroke victims in the movies.......she would be rich and famous! Cause it is obviously her calling! I can say I knew her when.....

Somehow through all the pictures, I maintain to keep the same smile on my face while every one cracked up. Beth completely lost it and we had to suspend pictures while she laughed about Virginia and her stroke pose. Sick group we are. And proud of it.

Girls, I love you! I needed this weekend so much. And I treasure our friendships. Thanks for being my friend.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Hey Yall! Yesterday as I was vacuuming the house, I decided that I wanted to move the furniture in the den around. If you have ever been in my den, you will realize that we really have everything arranged in the only position it can be arranged in, well, to be able to see the tv. And isn't that the reason we are in there? I mean, why have a tv with 150 channels that have absolutely nothing worth watching if you aren't going to be watching it. So, I decided to move and push and shove and drag and kick the furniture in a different arrangement. And I did and unfortunately, you could not longer access the den because the furniture had blocked the entire way into that part of the room. Well crap. So I pushed and pulled a walkway into the room and it looks absolutely ridiculous but we decided at the time that we were just too tired from moving furniture and from work to change it back. And you know what? I love how you can lay on the red couch and watch nothing on tv and not have your neck contorted into a painful position. I fell asleep on the couch last night and took a nap this afternoon. This morning when I woke up, I had some pain in my back, radiating from my left hip up the side of my back. And it got much, much worse after my nap. I am waiting just a little while to let the beer I drank in one swig get out of my system so I can take a pain pill I horded from my broken arm incident last year. I am hoping and praying it will take care of it cause it feels pretty bad.

Earlier today when it just kind of hurt, Dick and I went to see I Love You Man. It was funny. Probably funnier to the younger folks in the audience. I am pretty much appalled at the language used today. And there was alot of that and adult themes used. But I laughed out loud a few times and we both agreed that we had seen better.

That's all for now.....until after the meds.....

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Clean House? In My Dreams.....


Hey Yall! Sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was busy trying to straighten some things up around here. I was gone for two weeks and once we brought all our junk back into the house, well, it was a mess. THEN the mail was delivered. Lots and lots of mail to go through and organize and file. Then the bills to pay. Then the HOA of the condo we have in Raleigh somehow didn't credit two months of fees, so I had to get copies of those cancelled checks and try and straighten that out. And they did. So I was up to my neck in paper work. Now I'm only up to my waist.

Today, I took Mr. Frannycakes truck to have the tires rotated. I sat in the waiting room for two hours. The cable tv was out, but the lady that pretty much runs the place had brought a season of "Friends" and had it playing on the big screen TV. She also had made coffee. It has been a while since I have watched "Friends" and I had forgotten just how funny it could be. I found myself laughing out loud. Thankfully, I was the only person in the waiting area. It was kind of nice to know that I could nothing but watch tv and enjoy it.

Our temperature up here is supposed to get colder this weekend. We still have snow. A lot of it. I need to start thinking about what I am going to plant. For some reason, plants and flowers up here know that they have just a small window of opportunity to grow and bloom and they do it faster than I ever seen it in the South. (Notice I capitalized South......) We have some painting to do to touch up a few places and a whole lot of sand to get out of the garage. Once the snow completely melts, it looks like we have had a major wind storm in the yard. Limbs, sticks, leaves, and pine cones are everywhere. It will be a major raking job. Anybody want to come and visit???????? I will buy you a rake and even put your name on it!

Yall be good and I will talk to you tomorrow!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Long Time No Blog

Hey Yall! I have probably lost all of my three readers during my break from blogging. I know I still have one (Daddy) who reminded me daily while I was visiting that I have not been updating my blog. I actually have a pretty good excuse for not blogging and you know that I always have an excuse up my sleeve ready and waiting! You see......my 'puter was real sick. If you remember from a previous post, I got a virus. Then we paid $200 to get it back to working order. (The $200 made me sick.) Then when we got to Raleigh, I opened it up to check emails and other important stuff and my screen was black. The computer was running, but the monitor was dead. Lucky for me, I have a very sweet, loving and caring husband who said he would buy me a new one for my birthday. Birthday, you ask? Yes, Frannycakes had a birthday.....but more about that later. So Mr. Frannycakes bought me a new computer yesterday and after many, many curse words coming from my mouth and mind, I promptly returned it to the store this morning. Then I drove to Portland and purchased a different one at the Best Buy. And it has been a glorious day. Just glorious! Thank you Mr. Frannycakes!

We got back to the frozen tundra on Saturday. Our trip down south was wonderful. The temp's down there are much different than up here. Thankfully, I packed a couple of summer outfits just in case I got hot. And guess what? I got hot. Very hot. I do love the Maine temps.

I have a whole post planned about my different birthday celebrations. I am waiting for pictures. And when they come, I will let you know all about it!

It feels great to blog again.... And if you haven't given up on me...thanks! I will try to do better!

Tootles!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Yippee!!!!!!

Hey Yall!!!! Guess who got her laptop back?

Frannycakes is going on a trip! Leaving on a jet plane.....oh....dang.....wrong trip. This trip Julianne and I are getting in the car and heading south. I can't wait to get there. Of course, I hate the getting in the car and the getting there part. But it will be fine. Julianne will be with me and she has already given me permission to listen to 70's music the whole way!

Our first stop will be in Raleigh where we will visit with Bobo, aka Christopher. Can't wait to see him. Christmas seems like so long ago. He is getting his wisdom teeth removed on Monday and his mommy wants to be there. Note that I didn't say that he wants his mommy to be there. No. But his mommy wants to be there and she will. be. there. Period....

About mid week we will be heading to Pawleys Island. We are looking for an apartment there to rent for the summer. No, Dick is not letting me move down there for the summer......where there IS air conditioning......Julianne and a friend will be working down there and need a place to live. I could look for a three bedroom apartment, couldn't I? hehehehehehe....

Charleston will be my next stop for a girls weekend. Yes! Yes! Yes! I need this sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. My favorite buds will be there. I can't wait. Julianne will be staying with her friend Emily and we will meet back up on Sunday morning and then.......

We will be heading to St. Marys, GA! I can't wait to get "home" and see the parentals. It has been a long time since I was there. Dick will be meeting me and we will enjoy the whole week there. Vickie is back from Italy, for good, and it will be great to see her. It is hard to believe that it has been a year since we were in Italy.

Weezie had a full day yesterday. I made her an appointment at the "Spa" and they told me I needed to bring her rabies certificate in for her appointment. I decided to check and make sure it was up to date and sure enough, it had expired. So we went to the vet to get her shot and I mentioned a couple of other things that had been going on with her. Turns out she has pink eye (Weezie said she got it from Julianne!)and she needed her "ugh" anal glands expressed. She took that last part really well. I, however, felt like I had had my anal glands expressed when I paid for her visit....$154. Dang! So immediately after her visit at the vet, we headed to the "Spa". When I picked her up two hours later, she looked beautiful. And rested. And I felt broke.

I guess I should go and get busy. Talk to you later!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Hey Yall! Yep, it me. Go ahead. Fuss. Cuss. (That was fun to type together!) Worry. But don't be concerned about me. Be concerned about my computer. My life line. My friend. You see, going on two weeks ago, I was checking my email and saw that I had received a postcard from Hallmark. My first thought was, could it be....could Dick have sent me a e-card for Valentines Day? So I opened it. And all hell broke loose. My Anti-virus software went absolutely crazy....but not crazy enough obviously. We took it to a person who hopefully will be able to make my lifeline/friend whole again. Cause I can totally see myself having a melt down without it. Oh! And do yourself a favor. Don't ever open an email postcard from Hallmark even if you think it might be from your honey.

So please forgive me for not posting. I am on Dick's computer right now. Hopefully, I will get my 'puter back tomorrow.....please, please, please......

We are in the middle of a big snow storm right now. I wish it was happening during the day because I love to watch it coming down. But tomorrow will look perfect when I wake up. Just one of the many perks of living in Maine.....living in a place that looks like a postcard. Don't hate me.

I guess I better go before I find another Hallmark card to open in my email. Dick would be sooooooooo pleased!

We'll talk later!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do.......Ugh!



Hey Yall! Today ends my "Three Day Slugfest", as I like to call it. I highly recommend it! But alas, all good things must come to an end. I woke up this morning ready to do some laundry and vacuuming. And that feeling didn't last long. It might take me a few days to get over the Slugfest.

Yesterday, I went to Augusta. I needed to go to Michael's and A.C. Moore. Can you believe that they have two craft stores but no JoAnn's? Anyway, I have been doing nothing about thinking about what I need to get at each place. And I knew exactly what I needed. And the minute I walk into one of these stores, my mind turns to mush. I am in craft overload! I suddenly forget what I need. And every thing I see, I want to do! After a few deep breath's and remembering that I was not going to spend any more money than the thing that I happened to be returning that day, I managed to only pick up two bottles of craft paint. And it wasn't even exciting color craft paint! It was white and tan. But it was what I needed so I hurried and checked out. And I still had some cash left!

I went to one of my favorite stores, the Christmas Tree Shoppe. That is a very, very hard store to go in and not spend any money. Because. I. Need. Everything. I. See. Really I do. But I managed to not pick all these things up. That is until I got to the lamp shades. I have been wanting to get new shades for our chandelier in the kitchen. And I wanted to paint a design on them. But I have not seen 12 of them of the right size, material and PRICE that would be suitable for painting. Well, as we like to say around here, especially after watching "Christmas Vacation", BINGO!!!!! They had the shades for $1.00. So you may be thinking, well, that is $12 but earlier in the morning I had found a shade like I loved and wanted to paint on the Ballard's website and it was $32 per shade! So I guess $12 for all of them doesn't sound so bad, does it? When I start them, I will give you a peak. I am really, really excited about doing them.

I guess I need to go and do all the things I am putting off so I can do all the things I want to do. And that, people, is the story of my life.

And yes, I am excited about my man coming home.

Talk to you later!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

All My Children and I don't mean the TV show!















Hey Yall! I wanted to share some of our family pictures. We took these pictures down in South Carolina when we went down for Mary Ann's wedding. This is only a few of the many, many pictures we took that day trying to get a decent Christmas card photo. It was so cold while we were taking these. Jamie has a problem with closing his eyes during pictures. I don't just mean he occasionally closes his eyes. I mean he only occasionally has his eyes open! One of the pictures was of the kids closing their eyes like Jamie does. We were laughing so hard.

I was extremely successful at being a complete and total slug yesterday. I did break down and take a shower about 3 and wash my hair. My curly hair needs to be washed and fixed every single day, or I feel yuck. And it looks worse than yuck. I have been straightening my hair with the blow dryer some lately. Dick hates it like that. He likes it curly, so I try to make him happy. It is the very least that I can do. Right?

We were supposed to get some snow today, but managed to dodge the bullet. I am actually disappointed we didn't get any. I love it when we get a good snow. But I guess it is better that it didn't snow since my man isn't here to help me. I can shovel the front and back porch, but that driveway....well......we have a history. And it is not a good one......It has been almost a year since the humerus slip and slide. Every once and a while it lets me know that it still remembers what happened and that I better never, ever do it again. And I listen.

Tonight I have been watching that critically acclaimed show, "The Housewives of Orange County" and if that is real life, then I live the most boring life around. Come to think about it, I probably do live the most boring life around! Thank goodness.

I will talk to yall later!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Just call me a Slug!



Hey Yall! It has been a long time, huh? Yes, I have been repeatedly reminded, and reminded, and reminded..... But I am back, so just lets start anew. Okay? That means you daddy, and mom, and Tommy, and Elaine, and Virginia, and Julianne and anyone else that I have left out. I know there is somebody I am missing.

Yesterday, I started with a cold. I couldn't quite figure out what was happening because I have so many things that start the same way. At first I thought I was getting a bad, bad headache. Then I thought maybe it was sinus problems. And it may be just sinus. I had so much sinus pressure last night that I pulled out the Neti-pot. Yes, it looks like it would be something that the government just outlawed as torture, but man does it work. You fill the Neti-pot up with a solution of warm water and a packet of basically salt that comes with the Neti-pot when you buy it. You put the spout of the pot in one nostril while tilting your head sideways. The water runs in one nostril and out the other. It cleans out what ever....um....."mucus".....is setting up house in there and washes it out. After you wash out through one nostril, you turn your head the other way and reverse direction. Repeat until you use all your water mixture. It really helped my head and I could breathe again. And as always, you can thank me later. You're welcome.

Dick went out of town today for a few days. I have dreamed about this for a long, long time. Not that I want Dick to go away. No. Because I can be by myself for a few days and do exactly what I want to do or not do. For days. And how perfect a day it is to start out. I have a cold, but don't feel horrible. Just not real good. It is gray and gloomy looking outside. I have food and drink here at the house and I won't need to starve (or diet!) today. I still have on my sexy flannel pj's. I am feeling a nap coming on and I don't have to worry about cooking dinner or taking a bath and putting on make up. Yep, I am a slug.

I had hoped this would an interesting, entertaining post since it has been a while since I have talked to you. But I have been distracted. My red couch has been calling my name..........Frannycakes, oh Frannycakes, over there in your sexy flannel pj's......you are feeling sleepy, very sleepy........I mean, how can I be interesting and funny when someone is talking sweet like that to me. If it had a whoopie pie laying on its cushion, yall wouldn't even be hearing from me today! Sweet talk and sweets? My kind of couch.

Talk to you later....