2. I love getting up early!
3. Aren't my varicose veins pretty?
4. I'm pregnant.
5. Do you have that in a size 6?
6. I love humidity!
7. Can we watch sports?
8. I don't want a computer anymore.
9. I think I will go buy a thong!
10. I just couldn't eat another bite!
11. My house is too clean!
12. These jeans make my butt look way too small.
13. I love exercising!
14. I don't want to eat out tonight.
15. Raw cookie dough is disgusting!
16. I forgot to eat today!
17. Let's eat sushi!
18. I am too organized.
3 comments:
I could have written that myself!!! Especially the Sushi part - yeccchhh!!!!
Oh, no thanks, massages are overrated.
*snort*
i like #4 and #9!
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